“Hey, beautiful… I’ll be there by nine. Tell the kids Daddy’s coming home.” His wife didn’t have children.

I meant to call my mistress, but I accidentally called my wife instead—and left a 47-second voicemail saying, “Hey, beautiful… I’ll be there by nine. Tell the kids Daddy’s coming …

“Hey, beautiful… I’ll be there by nine. Tell the kids Daddy’s coming home.” His wife didn’t have children. Read More