{"id":24607,"date":"2026-09-09T10:17:50","date_gmt":"2026-09-09T10:17:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/readupdatemystory.com\/?p=24607"},"modified":"2026-09-09T10:17:50","modified_gmt":"2026-09-09T10:17:50","slug":"the-new-ceo-fired-a-lazy-employee-on-his-first-day-only-to-discover-hed-just-given-a-dominos-delivery-driver-1600-in-severance-11","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/readupdatemystory.com\/?p=24607","title":{"rendered":"The new CEO fired a \u201clazy employee\u201d on his first day\u2014only to discover he&#8217;d just given a Domino&#8217;s delivery driver $1,600 in severance."},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\" data-start=\"14\" data-end=\"75\">The new CEO decided it was time to get rid of the \u201cslackers.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"77\" data-end=\"216\">On his first week at the company, he walked through the building with a notebook in his hand, looking for anyone who appeared unproductive.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"218\" data-end=\"274\">He wanted everyone to know there was a new boss in town.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"276\" data-end=\"367\">As he walked through the warehouse, he spotted a young man leaning casually against a wall.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"369\" data-end=\"385\">The CEO stopped.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"387\" data-end=\"411\">The young man looked up.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"413\" data-end=\"461\">\u201cHow much do you make a week?\u201d the CEO demanded.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"463\" data-end=\"493\">The young man looked confused.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"495\" data-end=\"508\">\u201cAbout $400.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"510\" data-end=\"540\">The CEO pulled out his wallet.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"542\" data-end=\"567\">\u201cHere\u2019s four weeks\u2019 pay.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"569\" data-end=\"638\">He counted out <strong data-start=\"584\" data-end=\"602\">$1,600 in cash<\/strong> and shoved it into the man&#8217;s hands.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"640\" data-end=\"662\">\u201cTake it and get out.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"664\" data-end=\"698\">The young man stared at the money.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"700\" data-end=\"706\">\u201cBut\u2014\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"708\" data-end=\"747\">\u201cDon&#8217;t argue with me,\u201d the CEO snapped.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"749\" data-end=\"784\">\u201cNow get out, and don&#8217;t come back.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"786\" data-end=\"844\">The young man shrugged, pocketed the cash, and walked out.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"846\" data-end=\"869\">The CEO smiled proudly.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"871\" data-end=\"902\">He turned toward the employees.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"904\" data-end=\"919\">\u201cSee?\u201d he said.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"921\" data-end=\"986\">\u201cThis is what happens when people are lazy. I won&#8217;t tolerate it.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"988\" data-end=\"1007\">Nobody said a word.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1009\" data-end=\"1031\">The CEO looked around.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1033\" data-end=\"1095\">\u201cDoes anyone want to tell me what that guy actually did here?\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1097\" data-end=\"1140\">A voice from across the warehouse answered:<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1142\" data-end=\"1149\">\u201cSure.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1151\" data-end=\"1166\">The CEO turned.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1168\" data-end=\"1191\">The employee continued:<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1193\" data-end=\"1238\"><strong data-start=\"1193\" data-end=\"1238\">\u201cHe was the Domino&#8217;s pizza delivery guy.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1240\" data-end=\"1268\">The entire room went silent.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1270\" data-end=\"1300\">Then someone started laughing.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1302\" data-end=\"1337\">Another employee covered his mouth.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1339\" data-end=\"1388\">Within seconds, the entire warehouse was roaring.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1390\" data-end=\"1423\">The CEO&#8217;s face turned bright red.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1425\" data-end=\"1476\">He had just fired a man who didn&#8217;t even work there.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1478\" data-end=\"1488\">And worse?<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1490\" data-end=\"1566\">He had proudly paid him <strong data-start=\"1514\" data-end=\"1539\">four weeks&#8217; severance<\/strong> for a job he&#8217;d never held.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1568\" data-end=\"1606\">The CEO slowly looked toward the door.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1608\" data-end=\"1651\">The pizza delivery driver was already gone.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1653\" data-end=\"1674\">Someone finally said:<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1676\" data-end=\"1726\">\u201cShould we tell him the guy was delivering lunch?\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1728\" data-end=\"1752\">The CEO closed his eyes.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1754\" data-end=\"1785\">That was his first week as CEO.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1787\" data-end=\"1848\">And somehow, he&#8217;d already become the company&#8217;s favorite joke.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1850\" data-end=\"1881\">But the story didn&#8217;t end there.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1883\" data-end=\"1996\">Because the following morning, the CEO walked into the conference room expecting everyone to forget the incident.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1998\" data-end=\"2050\">Instead, sitting on the table was a large pizza box.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"2052\" data-end=\"2081\">On it was a handwritten note:<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"2083\" data-end=\"2120\"><strong data-start=\"2083\" data-end=\"2120\">\u201cThanks for the four weeks&#8217; 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