\u2026immediately went straight to the concierge desk. Since the original reservation was secured under my name and credit card before we “officially” canceled it, securing a spare key to the oceanfront suite was completely effortless.<\/p>\n
I stepped inside to find the room littered with empty beer bottles, discarded golf polos, and half-eaten room service trays. They were clearly out enjoying the beach. I didn’t waste a single second.<\/p>\n
First, I called the front desk and upgraded myself to the resort’s top-floor penthouse suite. I transferred the original booking’s balance\u2014along with my new, astronomical daily rate and an immediate order of vintage champagne\u2014directly to his coveted corporate card.<\/p>\n
Next, I opened his luggage and packed up every single item of clothing he had brought. Designer swimsuits, linen shirts, his expensive loafers, even his socks. I left him nothing but a single, standard-issue hotel bathrobe.<\/p>\n
But the true lesson required a much sharper edge. I picked up my phone and called his boss. I played the role of the innocent, doting wife perfectly, thanking him profusely for allowing my husband to expense such a luxurious “client wellness retreat” in the tropics. I knew full well he had claimed he was attending a mandatory, career-making sales conference in freezing Chicago.<\/p>\n
Two hours later, I was lounging on my private penthouse terrace, listening to the ocean, when my phone buzzed. It was him.<\/p>\n
“Where are my clothes?!” he hissed, blind panic lacing his voice. “And why did my boss just call screaming and fire me?!”<\/p>\n
I smiled, taking a slow sip of my champagne. “I thought you were working, honey,” I replied coolly. “Since you’re clearly on a boys’ trip, I decided to take the luxury vacation I deserved. Enjoy the bathrobe. Oh, and by the way, my lawyer is already drafting the divorce papers. I suggest you ask your best friend if you can move into his guest room when you get back.”<\/p>\n
I hung up, blocked his number, and turned my face up toward the tropical sun.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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